Tag Archives: Arcata Police Log

Arcata Police Log: Now trending – saucy-perfervid floccinaucinihilipilification

• Thursday, September 15 9:20 a.m. Trimmigrant hordes and their fancifully crap-landscaped residential buses infested various locations, like Ericson Way … 9:51 a.m. … And Ninth and J streets. 11:59 a.m. A Fifth Street business reported four people harassing its dog. First they threatened the dog with a stick, then took to throwing garbage over a

Arcata Police Log: Tatterdemalion grungecraft, the Irish Setter Sanctuary and other multivultural perversity

• Thursday, September 8 8:31 a.m. A woman’s black Virtue bike with brown handlebars and a rear basket was stolen from outside her I Street home, and in its place was left a black Specialized mountain bike. 8:46 a.m. A man in Valley West saw someone riding a blue and yellow mountain bike that had

Arcata Police Log: Because life is full of choices, we’re focusing on the Pygmy Pony of Mystery rather than them yammering yakholes

• Tuesday, August 16 4:26 a.m. Armed with a flashlight, a backwards baseball cap and a crazy dream, a man grubbed through the recycling at a Courtyard Circle apartment complex. 3:54 p.m. Surly sidewalk slumpers again heaped up in front of a vacant storefront on H Street, which is why it’s vacant. • Wednesday, August