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Arcata Police Log: Liquified prehistoric animals sweetened, bringing the hotness

Arcata Police Log: Liquified prehistoric animals sweetened, bringing the hotness

• Wednesday, April 21 9:32 a.m. A 5150 patient’s hospital escape path took him past the Birth Center and out into the parking lot as fast as brown socks could carry him. Flimsy hospital gown flapping, he was last seen wending his way past the helipad en route to points south. 1:16 p.m. A shopping

Arcata Police Log: If you’re wearing blue pants, you might be part of the problem

• Tuesday, February 3 9 a.m. A Percheron Lane houseguest went nutso, screaming and throwing things about. Police were summoned to extract her.  9:17 a.m. A quartet of sitabouts in a Valley West shopping center sat amid a swirling vortex of personal possessions, throwing things at each other and screaming. 10:16 a.m. Yelling and aggression

Arcata Police Log: Bearded zounderkite hellifies variety store, sunders liberal media

• Friday, January 22 1:58 p.m. A fustilarian fusspot with issues on the Plaza. Well that’s new.  4:14 p.m. An older gent in a hoodie brought Plaza-grade delirium to Sunny Brae Center, disturbing peaceable shoppers in the sleepy shire with his big-city bleatings.  5:10 p.m. A drunken disturbo threw things around at a Sunny Brae

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