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Arcata Police Log: This is the dawning of the Age of Jerk-quarius

Arcata Police Log: This is the dawning of the Age of Jerk-quarius

1:47 p.m. Further demonstrating the chronic reverse-wisdom of orange-hued individuals, the pumpkinesque SUV driver entered the drive-thru lane and attempted to place an order. Refused burgery goodness on grounds of prior shitheadery, he threatened an employee’s life. And away he drove.

Arcata Police Log: Dropped-off boxed cock busts out for slough doodle-doings

• Monday, February 3 3:56 a.m. It’s definitely a new trend – showing up at businesses and claiming to be a patron/client/guest, then demanding services in huffy-hortatory harangues and probably getting them from time to time. A man whose superpowers were aptly symbolized by the damp lightning bolt on his red hat claimed to have a room, didn’t, and when confronted by staff stalked off with his bags toward the rooms and into thin air.

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