Tag Archives: April Fools 2016

‘Tunic Town’s’ transformation takes hold

‘Tunic Town’s’ transformation takes hold

Angus Podgorny Eye Correspondent ARCATA, APRIL 1  – Concern is growing in the community about the increasing dominance of the artisanal tunic lobby over civic affairs at City Hall and throughout town. Citizens have been alarmed to learn that a permanent “Hall of Tunics” has been installed on the Plaza, while city councilmembers all turned

Welcome Home to the McKinleyville Press

MCKINLEYVILLE, APRIL 1 – The mighty McKinleyville Press is back! This may come as a shock to some readers, who perhaps became accustomed to reading the Mad River Union since the first edition hit the streets in October 2013. However, there are a few things that readers may not be aware of. First, when Kevin

Berserk bunny chomps toddlers

McKINLEYVILLE, APRIL 1 – Havoc was wreaked on Easter Sunday in McKinleyville as an Easter Sunday pageant went horribly awry. Babes and parents congregated in the McKinleyville Shopping Center, armed only with baskets, were terrified when a human-sized bunny ran out of Ramone’s yelling egg-related epithets and hurling blood-spattered Peeps. The fanged beast, who local

McKinleyville horses demand right of way

McKINLEYVILLE, APRIL 1 – Traffic was blocked last Sunday on Central Avenue in McKinleyville as an unruly herd of aggrieved horses took to the streets to protest what they call “a blatant and unconstitutional power grab.” “We were historically guaranteed the right of way,” neighed local stallion Rex Bane. “All we want is what’s on