Tag Archives: April Fool 2015

Skeezewad union organizes for community outreach with Hammond toll booth, volunteer trail workday

Skeezewad union organizes for community outreach with Hammond toll booth, volunteer trail workday

Gill Trebuchet Mad River Union ARCATA, APRIL 1 – As part of a mediated settlement between drug-addled petty criminals and families who live along McKinkeyville’s recreational/burglary artery, the Hammond Trail, a toll booth will be installed on the popular walkway to collect tribute from trail users who hold regular jobs. In return, officials with Dirty-Pants

ACLU sues science for unfairly tormenting the ignorant

Maynard Wilberforce K.B. “Theobald” Twimbleton Mad River Union HUMBOLDT, APRIL 1 – The Humboldt County branch of the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) has filed a lawsuit against science, alleging that science’s basic requirement that findings be supported by actual facts and evidence wrongly violates the free speech of climate change deniers, creationists, homeopaths, astrologers,

Arcata gets $62.7 billion DOE grant to investigate wave-particle duality, fix 10th & I

Blamph Scrimble Mad River Union ARCATA, APRIL 1 – When Public Works installed the new Bicycle Hub, little did it know it was making a breakthrough in high-energy particle physics. But as it turns out, the confusing wheel at 10th and I streets has verified principles hitherto observed on only the subatomic level. As a

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