8:32 p.m. Three men of adventure on the Plaza announced bold plans to pee on the McKinley statue for unfathomable purpose. Police poured out their liquor, told them to stop smoking and head on out, leaving McKinley non-moisturized.
5:41 p.m. An F Street resident kicked her roommate, injuring her own foot. She went to the ER.
8:48 p.m. It took a week for a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship to evolve from sweetness and light to hysteria and police involvement.
The Young Actors Guild of Northcoast Preparatory and Performing Arts Academy presents The Odyssey, a musical adaptation of Homer’s classic, adapted and directed by Gretha Omey Stenger, at the Studio Theatre, (also known as the “Black Box”), at Humboldt State University Wednesday, Dec. 7 through Saturday, Dec. 10.
10:33 p.m. Someone shoved a pregnant woman at Ninth and H streets, but maybe he had a good reason.
12:27 p.m. An argumentative sort of fellow was reported walking toward the center of the Plaza. He should have been easy to spot, given his distinguishing characteristics: a backpack and long hair.
The Second Annual Zombie Throwdown is 8 p.m. Saturday, Nov. 26 at the Arcata Playhouse. Tickets are $10 at the door and space is limited, be punctual!
5:44 a.m. The man who’d previously described himself as “charred and buzzy” was showing improvement. Now he said he had a “buzzing” feeling in his body, but he didn’t want an ambulance because he had heard that this was a felony.
7:10 a.m. After partially smoking a cigarette, a lower H Street resident reported feeling as though he had a spike through his head. An ambulance was summoned.
Though beaten and bruised, it is safe for the public.