9:28 a.m. Someone entered a car on Hyland Street and stole a makeup bag, so if you see someone wearing stolen makeup, it might be them.
11:09 a.m. The donut shop’s alley was well represented by languid guzzler-tokers, one of whom was equipped with a stick. Police meandered into the medicating millabouts’ milieu and arrested one on a warrant.
1:49 p.m. Humboldt Homie: jeans, pitbull, wife that threatens your ex that she’ll “beat her ass.”
3:21 p.m. A red-haired man went to a house at 11th and J streets and demanded food, saying he hadn’t eaten in 20 days. He left, “pulling tennis shoes attached to a hanger.”
6:27 a.m. A man in a hoodie was reported “gyrating” in front of City Hall.
2:14 p.m. A man in knee-high rubber boots asked a stranger at a Valley West shopping center if he smoked marijuana.
5:49 p.m. Four men in “army clothing” mustered in front of H Street businesses, their duties consisting mainly of smoking and drinking.
This year’s amazing band line-up is: Rob Amerman: guitar, vocals; Kelly Brannon: drums; Pete Ciotti: guitar, drums, vocals; Dan Davis, bass; Andrew Goff: guitar, keyboards, vocals; Kelly Hoover: keyboards, guitar, vocals; Kevin Hoover: drums; Josephine Johnson: vocals; Marla Joy: bass, sax, vocals; Mark Lovelace: guitar, vocals; Terrence McNally: vocals; Wolf Navarro: guitar, vocals; Rick Park: guitar, vocals; Hank Sims: guitarrón, vocals; and Ross Rowley: bass, vocals. The term “must-see” springs rather readily to mind.
4:45 p.m. After a teen shoplifter failed to steal poppy seeds from an I Street store, a parent was called for the sad ride home.
7:29 p.m. Roommate relations on Chester Avenue took a slight dip when someone pulled a knife during an argument over broken computer equipment. A router and “coffee hopper” were further damaged during the squabble.